3000 calories in one tray



by Maowkz

47 Comments

  1. heroinebob90

    I’d eat it. And i think the maths off on the “3000” calories

  2. RedditBlowsHarder

    What was the point of partitioning everything?

  3. aliendude5300

    This looks like way way more than 3,000 calories

  4. Physical-Flatworm452

    I have an idea. Why not adding a little more cheese?

  5. Boring_Inflation1494

    Are those cat/dog fur on his shirt?

  6. Cooked in an actual sensible way this could combine to something decent.

    Being cooked by an idiot looking for content though turns it into some sort of abomination that deserves the application of electrodes to that guy’s nuts

  7. Minute_Engineer2355

    This is a bit more than 3000 calories.

  8. VizualAbstract4

    Are people that fucking lazy they can’t mix something before cooking it?

  9. Veritas_Vanitatum

    ![gif](giphy|TDihESECepJa30CBzi|downsized)

  10. Low-Car-6331

    If that entire thing is only 3000 calories, that would honestly be impressive.

  11. democracy_lover66

    My notes:

    1. Baking cilantro is utterly useless. It’s a fresh topping to apply after cooking is done. Cooked cilantro tastes like nothing.

    2. If you had left it with the cheese on top undisturbed, and planned a bit better with the refried beans…this would make for a delicious cheesy 5 layer dip idea… Would recommend that instead of blending it all to create a chunky soft poo texture.

    3. I don’t know why you’re baking the sour cream and pico de Gallo. These are fresh toppings that should be added after cooking that are best served cold.

    Other than that, this would make a pretty rockin spread at a potluck. I’ll give a 7/10 for the concept, 3/10 for execution.

  12. Tatanka808

    Biggest issue is baking sour cream. Why TF would you do that?

    Also, dude needs to invest in a hotel pan.

    There’s more but that are my first two takes

  13. Queasy-Grand3800

    3,000 calories in one tray? That’s it? Try my one million calories!

  14. guitarisgod

    Genuinely one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen

    Looks absolutely disgusting

  15. ErectTubesock

    These dump style meals are the worst thing to ever happen to internet cooking videos.

  16. Polenicus

    “Dad, can we have tacos tonight?”

    “No, sweetie, Daddy needs all the ingredients to make TikTok angry honey. Go eat your granola bar.”

    “But that’s all we’ve had for *days!* Can’t we at least eat that when you’re done?”

    “No sweetie, this is for the memes, and memes demand sacrifices. Just because you’re hungry doesn’t mean I can afford to just stop ruining food!”

  17. butt_snot

    When the cream cheese came out i knew he was white

    Source: im white

  18. earthtobobby

    Cream cheese? Baked cilantro, sour cream and pico? wtf?

  19. ronnietea

    Moves salsa off the cheese with his finger to stir it up into one shit pile at the end.

    ![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)

  20. TaliesinGwion

    I’ll never stop saying: these “recipes” aren’t about using basic ingredients to create food, they’re about assembling processed food together to overwhelm you with a mix of tastes that mostly end up getting drowned out by tons of bad quality cheese. I LOVE the ton of grated cheese also evenly spread on top of the blocks of mix cheese. It’s pure cheeseception.

    But hey: the cilantro is organic.

  21. Unusual_Astronaut_95

    Oh so that’s how you make diarrhea.

  22. That’s a hell of a lot more than 3,000 calories. If only that was 3,000 calories, what a world it would be

  23. Paleodraco

    The food itself isnt stupid. Better seasoning and preparation and this would be an awesome dip to take to a potluck.

    I know it’s rage bait, because nobody is that fucking inept to not know you need to mix this shit.

  24. MaximumNice39

    Bean dip for a large party.

    I would have done more sour cream and skipped the cream cheese but to each his own.

  25. LovelyLucyXoXo420

    Its videoslike these that makes me realize I’m not that dumb

  26. DMercenary

    The concept I dont oppose(This is essentially a dip) but what the fuck you just a can of refried and just… bake it like that? Rage bait this is rage bait

  27. OutsideHandle7300

    Wow it looks like vomit!

    I don’t get these one pan disgusting dishes people make.

    My gallstones are crying just looking at this.

  28. Pretty-Reading8827

    I ain’t worried about the calories. I’m worried about all the pet hair on the front of his shirt.

  29. beemer-dreamer

    If it was prepared like a real casserole instead of a TikTok video, it might have worked out well.

  30. horses_in_the_sky

    Stop posting ragebait for the love of fuck
    No one is going to eat this or make it

  31. ThePrinceofallYNs

    I swear I come on this sub just to get angry